February 14th is Valentine’s Day and about 3 trillion of you are scratching your primate like noggins (and perhaps armpits!) wondering what you should do to please your pri(mary) Mate on this most auspicious of days. Valentine Doug, gallant monkey that he is, has arrived with a courtly gesture from the blog/website “Doug Does Life,” to help you figure out your true love. As you know, Doug is a funny, fuzzy carefree monkey with a spiritual side to him. He has a wicked sense of humor and true creative talent that shows up strongly in his astrological chart. Over the next little while, however, his primary mission is to help you to stop scratching and wrestle-tangling with cats (Bad monkeys do that sometimes!). Instead, he desires to teach you what makes your true love happy by exploring the planet Venus as she sashays through our houses and astrological signs.
This is sure to be a fun and lovely tail of desire, motivation and monkey lust! And since Valentine Doug is Mr. February, there’s no better time to figure out what makes your true love tick. So stay posted!
While waiting for me to pen these delightfully lusty love letters on Venus, be sure to stop by and visit Valentine Doug at his true home: http://dougdoeslife.com/find-your-path-in-life/ Doug’s pen pal, John, is likely to be selling his own version of Monkey Business soon so you ought to cruise by and check out his light-hearted, fun and creative art work! Me thinks the stars are aligned for John and Doug to do very well by monkeying around with that…so join us both in the fun! Just please don’t go ape on is if your true love turns out to be a very dull monkey!